THE F WORD


Perhaps one of the most interesting and colourful words in the English language today is the word “fuck”. It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, “fuck” falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (Mary fucked John) and intransitive (John was fucked by Mary).
It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).
It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary).
It can even be used as a connector (John is ugly, fuck, he's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall flexibility of the word “fuck.”

Aside from its sexual meanings, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
1) Surprise -- “What the fuck are you doing here?”
2) Scammed -- “I got fucked by the noob.”
3) Giving up -- “Oh, fuck it!”
4) Deep trouble -- “I guess I'm fucked now.”
5) Aggression -- “FUCK YOU!”
6) Disgust -- “Fuck me.”
7) Confusion -- “What the fuck...?”
8) Difficulty -- “I don't understand this fucking business!”
9) Despair -- “Fucked again....”
10) Pleasure -- “I fucking couldn't be happier.”
11) Displeasure -- “What the fuck is going on here?”
12) Lost -- “Where the fuck are we?”
13) Disbelief -- “UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE!”
14) Retaliation -- “Up your fucking ass!”
15) Denial -- “I didn't fucking do it.”
16) Perplexity -- “I know fuck-all about it.”
17) Apathy -- “Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?”
18) Greetings -- “How the fuck are you?”
19) Suspicion -- “Who the fuck are you?”
20) Panic -- “Let's get the fuck out of here.”
21) Annoyed -- “Fuck off.”
22) Awesome -- “How the fuck did you do that?”


It can be used in an anatomical description -- “He's a fucking asshole.”
It can be used to tell time -- “It's five fucking thirty.”
It can be used in school -- “How did I wind up with so much fucking homework?”
It can be maternal -- “Motherfucker.”
It can be political -- “Fuck the government!”

It has also been used by many famous people throughout history:
“What the fuck was that?” -- Mayor of Hiroshima, as the Americans dropped atomic bombs to put an end to WWII.

“That's not a real fucking gun, is it?” -- John Lennon(The Beatles), as he was assaulted and murdered.

“Why the fuck did that apple hit me?” -- Issac Newton, when he discovered gravity.

“Where the fuck is all this water coming from?” -- Captain of the Titanic, as the Titanic hit an iceberg and water started taking in.

“Any fucking idiot could understand that.” -- Albert Einstein, while explaining his Theory of Relativity.

“It does so fucking look like her!” -- Picasso(famous artist), commenting on his artwork.

“Okay, I know... we'll build this BIG fucking wall to keep them out.” -- Emperor of the Qin Dynasty, while deciding on the best way to keep the invaders out of Northern China.

“What are the fucking chances I'm going to heaven?” -- Saddam Hussein(dictator), when he was about to be executed.